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FOOTBALL 

The MU faithful were put to the test last year, losing the conference championship with a "Hail Scary" pass from Fear Tech. But MU is back this year with an excellent new recruitment class -- including three top-tier high school standouts: Bart Gates (quarterback), Uriah Pemberslime (fullback), and Harry Phiegel (wide receiver). The entire university community is buzzing with the prospect of Gates throwing to Phiegel for four years of touchdowns. 


CREW (ROWING) 

The crown jewel of our athletics program, MU has won the national title in crew 17 of the last 20 years. Whether one-monster, six-arm or six-monster, one-arm competition, MU is the class of the competition. 


SWIMMING 

Led by world-renowned coach Mitch Badwater, the MU swim team has literally swam laps around the competition. Last year, the swim team lost its senior captain Timbo "The Motor" McGee, whose worm-like body and 7 legs propelled him to 3 "Swimmer of the Year" trophies. 


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